full transcription of Tamamori’s “Kisumai Dice” corner from 11/14 Kisumai Radio. Please absolutely do listen to it as you read because the tone of his voice is as important as what he says. ♥
Airing nationwide on Bunka Housou, Kisumai Radio. Tonight I, Tamamori Yuta, am challenging hosting the show alone for the first time.
It’s time for Kisumai Dice, a corner shared by the seven of us. I’ll throw a die with the names of the six members excluding me written on it, and I’ll talk about the member that comes up. The topic can be what I think of that member, love confessions, anything at all. I have no idea who I’ll get, either. Last week Yokoo-san talked passionately about me… so… I want to do my best and talk a lot, too.
Well, I think maybe you guys want me to get Miyata… but it really depends on chance, I don’t know who I’ll get.So I’ll throw the die of fate now! Hop.
…it’s Miyata!
Are you serious!
I got Miyata!
For real?!
Woah, here it goes… I have to talk a lot! If it’s Miyata, I do. Allright, let’s go, let’s talk about Miyata.You see, when Miyata and I joined Kis-My-Ft2 we were always in symmetry… Symmetry means it’s the same position on the opposite ends (of the stage). So we must definitely keep the positions, also the timing to move and a lot of other actions are the same, so thanks to that I’ve always gotten along well with Miyata… Yeah, I guess our good relationship started from there. Well, we got yelled at about a number of things, and for some reason Miyata and I often got yelled at and I remember that everytime we would talk together and say “They get angry at us all the time…”… This Miyata is… how do I say it? I guess he maybe is… healing to me? Among all the members. He’s very kind too and laughs a lot, and somehow now he does those fail jokes… I call them fail jokes myself (laugh) hmm… this is part of his character, too, you know, he’s kind of an otaku character now.
But well, you know, I know he really loves anime. A while ago I went to sleep over at Miyata’s and he told me “Let’s watch something!” so I totally thought it was a movie, yup. But then he brings this huge amount of anime videos and he’s all like “Allright, let’s watch.” Actually I didn’t know that much about anime so Miyata-kun kept talking and talking about what was good about them… late at night. Miyata was explaining passionately for me despite being sleepy so I thought I had to listen carefully but nothing of what he said stayed in my head… When he talks about anime or the things he likes his face really shines. Yes.
Recently what have we talked about, Miyata and I. Well, but we often go shopping together. Right, there was an incident recently. When Miyata and I went to visit Osaka we went into a clothes shop I liked, and I was there choosing clothes. And then Miyata said “Okay, I want to buy this cap.” I told him “Buy it, buy it.” So he left it on the cash register and said “I’m going to buy more stuff so please hold it for me.” So I paid first and the shop assistant at the register billed the cap with my stuff, too. He gave me two bags and I was like “What’s this?” and he told me “Oh, it’s the cap”. I said “Ah, it’s not mine!” but as I’d already paid for it I thought “Bah, it’s okay.” And it’d have been bad to tell Miyata “Here you are, give me the money back” so eventually I got it for him, right? There was nothing to do. And so Miyata was all “Ooh! Tama! Thank you!”. He was all “You bought it for me!”. This happened and I told him “Hey it’s not like I expressedly bought that for you, y’know? They just made me buy it by chance.” Nonetheless Miyata looked super happy about it and in magazines and stuff he kept saying “Tama bought a cap for me.” So I thought “I’m not such good friends with you to buy you a cap!” Okay, we ARE good friends, but I wouldn’t buy a cap for a member, seriously. “But you did buy it for me didn’t you!” he goes. I guess now that this story is out the fans will say stuff like “You bought a cap for Miyata-kun?”, “You’re really good friends”, I think they’ll say that a lot… hmmm…
You see, I’m really grateful for Miyata. How do I say it, since the time we were in symmetric positions we’ve always been together and maybe, maybe among the members Miyata’s the one I understand the most, surely. I’m positive. And Miyata, I think he understands me, too, yeah, he knows what I’m like and so he understands what I feels, you know? Like when I fail at something and get depressed, Miyata goes “Ah, this has happened to me too…” Each member is like this but I’ve always been with Miyata, always.
Right… I’m saying too many good things about him and he’ll get carried away, so I should stop here. He’ll listen to this and tsukkomi me saying “Hey, you say nice stuff!”, and I’ll get irritated about it so I’ll stop here.
For Kisumai Dice, tonight I, Tamamori Yuta talked about Miyata!
“Who do you want to express your *love* to?”
(Miyata) Of course I love all the members so much, but recently it’s Tamamori! (T/N Recently?! XD) Tamamori cooked spaghetti with sea urchin sauce for me!! I really felt love from Tamamori’s handmade cooking. They were really delicious, too. Moreover when we finished eating he quickly started washing the dishes and I thought “Is that the Tamamori I know!?”, surprised. Then we decided I should stay over at Tamamori’s house, so when I said “Shall we go to sleep” he replied “I’ve already laid out the futon for you”. I was even more surprised, “What’s happened to you, Tamamori!” (laugh). And then when we woke up in the morning and I went to brush my teeth, Tamamori stored my futon away. He was a truly perfect host. It was amazing~. When Tama comes to my house, I thought I want to be a perfect host to him, too.
OKAY NOW LET ME POINT OUT A COUPLE THINGS.
YOU GUYS THIS HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES AT DOME. I COULDN’T BREATHE. THEY ARE THE CUTEST MORONS IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.
(via miyatama)
from Wink Up 2012.06
(via miyatama)
sorry for the reports delay T_T I will pick up from where I’ve left soon, in the meantime have some Osaka juiciness!Kis-My-Party in Osaka, May 2nd
- One of the guests was a boy, so they asked him who was he a fan of. Then Miyata asked Tamamori: “Ne, Tama-chan, who are you a fan of?” and Tamamori replied icily “I am going to KILL YOU.”
Kis-My-Mint Tour, May 3rd 18:00
- Apparently Miyatama touched each other a lot of time during the show and Tamamori was very deredere to Miyacchi in general. Not much happened in terms of MCs though, unless we count Fujigaya trying to divide them and calling them “Miyatama” (then immediately correcting himself to “Miyata and Tamamori”).
Kis-My-Mint Tour, May 4th 13:00
- During “Love is you” Miyata tried to kiss Tamamori on the cheek (and failed)
- During “Shake it up”, they were close all the time and kept shooting glances (or just plain looking) at each other and grinning.
- During “Fire beat”, too (which reportedly wasn’t performed on carts like the previous shows, but on stage, with the OLD choreography -> Miyatama in symmetric position!)
- MC. Miyata was in charge of leading the MC but he was messing it up.
T: “When we’re back to the hotel I will lecture you!”
M: “Eeeeeh (laughs)”
Ki: “By the way, yesterday night at the hotel…”
T (interrupts): “NO NO NO NO NO NO absolutely don’t say that! (frantically)”
M: “Yesterday when we got into the hotel room Tama jumped on my bed and made it all messy, and when I was about to make his bed messy in revenge he told me ‘If you do that I won’t ever forgive you’…”
T: (relieved) “Ah, you meant that…”
(I wonder what happened that Tama didn’t want us to know XD)- MC. Ki: “Miyata came out of the bathroom into the bedroom stark naked, so I touched his butt and it was wet!”
M: “That’s because I hadn’t dried myself properly with the towel! D:”
T: (in a small voice, eyeing them with an unimpressed face) “…ew”
Kis-My-Mint Tour, May 4th 18:00
- MC. Fujigaya’s laughing face came up on screen and all the fans kyaaed.
F: “Is it so weird? I laugh all the time!”
So the cameramen proceeded to show on the screen a closeup of each member’s smiling face. Last was Miyata who showed a ridiculous weird face instead of a smile and all the members laughed, especially Tamamori and Fujigaya who were actually doubling up with laughter.
T: “Miyacchi, do that at the hotel!”
M: “Oh, okay! I’ll do that for you before we sleep. You’ll have great dreams thanks to that. I’ll do that from my bed to you when you’re just about to fall asleep.”
Ki: “I’ll see that from beyond Tama XD”
Y: “Wouldn’t it be good if you did it when Tama gets up, too? Try doing that?”
Tamamori closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. Miyata got close to him.
M: (whispering in T’s ear) “Tama, Tama~ wake up ♥”
and then changed to the weird face from before. Tamachan laughed lots.
Ki: “And what if Tama didn’t wake up?”
Again, Tamamori pretended to be asleep and Miyata whispered in his ear to wake him up; apparently Kitayama wanted him to say “Stand up, Joe!” like the coach in Ashita no Joe but Miyata didn’t pick that up.
M: “Ah, got it! Let’s do it again!”
T: “No, I’ve had enough already!”
Tamamori showed his trademark tsun side with this simple answer, even though he had laughed so much for it earlier; but actually a little while later, as other members were talking Tamamori asked a couple times again to Miyata to do that face again, without talking into the microphone, and when Miyata refused, he went “Eeeeh” and sulked.
Miyatama tidbits from today’s two shows.
- Miyata, Tamamori and Kitayama shared a room at the hotel and even took a bath together. When they came out of the bathtub, Tamamori poured shampoo on Miyata’s back so he had to wash himself again; during that time Tamamori smeared shampoo all over Miyata’s night yukata, Miyata wore it without realizing it and had to shower once again. Eventually, Miyata only slept in his pants, but despite this joke he didn’t get angry with Tamamori.
- The following morning Miyata said he was going to leave the room earlier and asked Tamamori to take care of the key, but Tamamori refused so Miyata had to leave the room last; yet, he didn’t get angry. Miyata explaining laughing: “I’m something like Tamamori’s butler”. Hearing this, Tamamori smiled and whispered “Thank you”.
- Looking at the postcard that was a bonus if you purchased the album at the venue - Kitayama: “Miyata looks better than usual!” Tamamori: “Show me, show me! …he looks as usual”
- Talk about the kiss posters found in the She! Her! Her! single. Miyata: “I found my beloved Tamamori at the first try!” Kitayama: “What if you didn’t find him?” Miyata: “I would’ve folded the poster and quietly put it in my desk drawer. But as it’s Tamamori, I’ve hung it”
- Members poking fun at Miyata for trying to wear stylish clothes. Kitayama: “Today he wore red shoes! And they’re Gucci!!!” Miyata: “Hey, wait a sec! They have some like those on Final Fantasy!” *silence* “Isn’t it okay to wear a pair of Gucci shoes for once! You see, they’re the ones that Tama chose for me when we went shopping together!”
All the Miyatama bits from today’s concert that I could find from various reports on twitter.
- As they were passing on the aisle/stage that circled the arena seats, Miyata found Tamamori and ran to him. He tried to link arms with Tamamori, but Tamamori put on an annoyed face and walked away in the other direction… only to turn around, run to Miyata with a happy face and hug him.
- Similarly, during Kis-My-Venus, when they sing “Kimi wa bokura no Venus~” Miyata pointed his finger to Tamamori and got closer to him, but Tamamori turned him down. Miyata looked depressed, so Tamamori smiled and linked his arm with Miyata’s.
- There is a “comedy” skit where Kisumai are dressed as girls, with cheap wigs etc. Tamamori was wearing a pink wig. Miyata: “So cute! So cute! You look like Sailor Moon!” Tamamori: “Oshioki yo~♥!” (Sailor Moon always ended her self-introduction with “Tsuki ni kawatte oshioki yo!” = “I will punish you on behalf of the moon!”)
- Miyata was all close to Tamamori who didn’t look half as annoyed as he was trying to look. Senga: “Oi! You two!!”
- During a song Tamamori and Miyata stuck out their thumbs in the “good” gesture and drew their hands closer - then Tamamori pulled his hand away right before they could touch and grinned.
- (From the pamphlet) Tamamori: “Even though I’m the one who’s the most nervous before a show I like to secretly look at how the other members are nervous too backstage (laugh). When I think things like ‘Even Miyata who’s always cheerful is actually nervous now!’ I feel a little relieved (laugh)”
- Tamamori: “Something I would like to do for a concert is to pair up with Miyata and sing a unit song with him while doing a cute choreography together (laugh)”
I hope you haven’t had enough of this photo (I haven’t). Now in better quality!
If you don’t remember, it’s Tama hugging Miyacchi after Miyacchi had completed the marathon at the last Johnny’s sports day. Tama was waiting for Miyacchi at the goal with open arms, then ran to hug him.